The Pants Song

 [Mr Heere] 

Jeremy is in big bad trouble right now

It's a trouble that he can't see

And I gotta help him somehow

I don't know what he wants

But I know what he needs

He'll need a dad so strong

To help him not slip away

I haven't been a dad for so long

But I think I'm ready today

Situation is grave

Now's the time to be brave

I'm gonna finally make that climb

One leg at a time

When you love somebody

You put your pants on for them

When you love somebody

You take a chance just for them

Chance just for them

If the road gets muddy

Focus on the goal 'till the rough stuff's gone

When you love somebody you put your pants on

I need you cause I do not have the tools

To help with what he's going through

And I know you know all the rules

 [Michael] 

But I'm not what he wants

 [Mr Heere] 

But you're just what he needs

And this might be hard I know

But just suck it up and go

When you love somebody

You put your pants on for them

When you love somebody

You take a stance just for them

Stance just for them

If the fight gets bloody

Just keep pushing through 'till the pain is gone

When you love somebody you put your pants on

I need you to reach out to him!

Jeremy won't listen to me,

And I can't blame him. But-

Someone has to watch his back

 [Michael] 

If I try harder to be his friend,

You have to try harder to be his dad.

There's a Khol's down the street.

I don't care what kind- jeans, khaki, leather.

You're not leaving that store until you buy a pair!

 [Mr Heere] 

You drive a hard bargain son

 [Michael] 

When you love somebody you put your pants on for them

 [Mr Heere] 

Wear those pants

 [Michael] 

Somewhat reluctantly

 [Michael and Mr Heere] 

Still you gotta go!

When you love somebody

You put your pants on for them

Metaphorically

 [Mr Heere] 

Or sometimes actual pants

Real, literal pants

 [Michael and Mr Heere] 

It's a classic study

Of the things we do for our best friend

When you love somebody

[Michael]

You see it to the end

 [Michael and Mr Heere] 

When you love somebody

 [Mr Heere] 

The conclusion's forgone

 [Michael and Mr Heere] 

When you love somebody

You put your big boy pants right on

You put your pants on